girls just wanna have fun

Some spas are now offering their clients "butt facials." The cost for smoothing and toning your skin in the lower realms can range up to $800 per session. At that steep price, I can't in good conscience mandate the procedure for you. But the astrological omens are favorable for you to take special care of things at the bottom of your life, even if they are more metaphorical in nature. So please brainstorm ways you could upgrade your ballast, strengthen your foundation, and give your center of gravity a boost.


On the door, a sign read, “Life is short, have an affair.”